forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

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okaymofo:

you is kind

you is smart

you is an official Barbie baby-sitter

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

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runyoucleverboyandremember:

"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to


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madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

kingxanxus:

do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are


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