you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
we need some new and more powerful swears
this is the content yahoo paid for
"if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??"
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”
The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.
WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY
do you ever drop something and instead of picking it back up you just stare at on the ground and think about what a failure you are